you gOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE. YOU GOTTA DRAW THE FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND DUDE.
YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY,”WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?”
NOT FUCKING THIS
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
Wow, I hit 50 followers. I know it’s not a lot, but it still means a lot to me. Thank you to all my new followers, as well as those that have been following me forever.
I’d like to give a special thanks to
for being such amazing people and wonderful friends, I love you guys.
is it just me or are all the guys on this site getting progressively more naked
*cough* now its your turn *cough*
taking off my glove flap
A glove flap good sir? How delightfully scandalous. Allow me to raise you…
a full glove.
Tag your porn people
J.R.R Tolkien, looking at flowers.
Apparently people hated to go for walks with him because he would stop and look at every tree for like 20 minutes.
EXPLAINS THE BOOKS
IS U OK IS U GOOD CUZ I WANTED TO KNOW
I like the mystery behind the term “freaky issues”. It could be anything! Is your vagina making long distance phone calls to the Dominican Republic? Does your vagina upgrade your cable package without your permission? Is your vagina luring the domesticated animals of the neighborhood to your house and butchering them in the backyard? Easy Fixes for Freaky Issues!
I’m laughing so hard omfg